Nuacht Aoir
Zombie Territory In Grant County
Part One
The top image is from a public document issued by the United States Census Bureau showing that the land area of Grant County decreased from 2010 to 2020. The bottom image is from a different public document issued by the U S Census Bureau detailing that the land area of the State of New Mexico increased from 2010 to 2020. (The images were provided courtesy of the United States Census Bureau, 2023.)
In the unrelenting quest to answer questions that many have never thought to ask, Nuacht Aoir has learned that a portion of Grant County has disappeared.
While Grant County decreased in size, the rest of the State of New Mexico increased in size.
It may be hard to believe, but who (or is it "whom"?) could argue with the Federal government?
Specifically, who (yes, it's "who") could disagree with the United States Census Bureau?
Not Nuacht Aoir. No siree.
The land area of Grant County decreased from 3,961.63 square miles in 2010, according to the United States Census Bureau, to 3,961.21 square miles in 2020.
During the same time period, the land area of the State of New Mexico increased in size from 121,298.15 square miles in 2010, according to the U S Census Bureau, to 121,312.75 square miles in 2020.
Where did the 0.42 square mile section of Grant County go to during the time period from 2010 to 2020?
Where did the State of New Mexico get those 14.6 additional square miles?
Though Nuacht Aoir was officially stone-walled – again – by the Administration of President Joseph (Joe) Biden, Nuacht Aoir was not deterred as we strived to get answers.
Certainly not.
And what we found should send chills down the backs of all Americans.
Land from Grant County has been set aside for the ZLAFC – the ei-Zombie-ei ei-Liberation-ei ei-And-ei ei-Freedom-ei ei-Coalition-ei.
(We have learned that Zombies add an "ei" to the beginning and the end of every word translated from ei-Zombie-ei – the official language of the Zombie ethnic group – to American English.)
The land transfer in Grant County appears to be part of an effort by both the previous Administration of President Donald Trump as well as the current Administration of President Biden to prepare the United States of America for the newest ethnic group to migrate to this country.
In off-off-the-record interviews with officials in the two Administrations, it appears that both Presidents determined that Grant County could spare some land – about 268.8 acres – for the sole use of the Zombies.
"We wanted to show some graciousness to the Zombie population," stated a former high-ranking official of the Trump Administration. "We see great potential for voter recruitment among the Zombie ethnic group. We share many values – conservative values – with the Zombies."
Ironically, a high-ranking official with the Biden Administration indicated similar thoughts.
"Our Great Leader – President Joe Biden – recognizes the institutional racism faced by the Zombie ethnic group will not be wiped away without a concerted effort by strong leadership from the Federal government," declared that top official with the Biden Administration. "We rarely agree with the Trump Administration, but we do in this situation."
Both officials confirmed that despite the confrontational appearances during the 2020 Presidential Election, there was a strong consensus among both to eventually bring the Zombies into the mainstream of American political life.
Nuacht Aoir has been able to confirm that secret meetings took place between officials of the Trump Administration and the Biden-Harris (Kamala Harris) Campaign with the leaders of the ZLAFC in the Summer of 2020.
The land transfer in Grant County was among the topics discussed at these secret meetings.
More information on the land transfer to the ZLAFC and the Coalition's plans in southwest New Mexico will be detailed in the next edition of Nuacht Aoir.
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