How the Cow Eats the Cabbage!
In the aftermath of the 911 memorial remembrances in this year of our Lord, 2026, I feel obliged to include a short idiom from years ago: Once upon a time, a circus came to a small rural town. While they were putting up the big top, a baby elephant escaped and found his way to a little old lady's garden up the road. The lady in our story couldn't see very well, but she was alarmed enough to call the police and report a cow in her cabbage patch pulling up her cabbages with his tail. The policeman on the other end of the line listened patiently. "I see. So a cow is eating your cabbage, ma'am? We'll send someone right out."
"Excuse me," the lady said, "I never said he was eating 'em."
"No?" The policeman replied. "Then what is he doing?"
The woman hesitated before responding quietly, "You wouldn't believe me if I told you!"
As you can see, telling someone how the cow eats the cabbage can open up a very tricky conversation. And today I would like to tell you just how the cow eats the cabbage. In the first place, the poor woman in the story had probably never seen or maybe even heard of an elephant before. Secondly, her failing eyesight and the lateness of the hour added to the confusion.
Now, I ask you, does this not sound like America today? The hour is late, and our vision is poor. America has never been so vulnerable — not since the very founding of our nation. The gaslighting from politicians on both sides of the aisle reflects the problem we face. It's hard to tell a cow from an elephant in the dark, especially if you've never seen an elephant before. It's just as tricky to distinguish a trunk from a tail or figure out where the cabbages are being stashed.
I am sorry to be so blunt, but it is high time the truth was told. Radical Islamic terrorism is a plague unleashed upon an unsuspecting world, and it will never be satiated until the final reckoning brings it to an end.
It is time we realized that without a great awakening, it is only a matter of time before we are embroiled in the same problems Europe is experiencing today. Islamic terrorism is a danger to the entire world. I know this sounds like a grand conspiracy theory, but how would we have reacted if someone had said, the day before the Twin Towers fell, that Islamic terrorists would attack and destroy such a major infrastructure in this country so blatantly and without any way to stop them — three thousand unsuspecting souls crushed and incinerated.
Never forget!
