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This new column will involve Satire written by Richard McDonough, who also writes The Chronicles of Grant County.. The title means "satirical news" in Irish/Gaelic.
Wolverines Coming To Catron County
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- Published: 01 April 2023 01 April 2023
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Grant And Hidalgo Counties Next On List
The Administration of President Joseph Biden has plans to "relocate" dozens of wolverines to Catron County in the coming weeks. (This photograph was provided courtesy of the Mountain-Prairie Region of the U S Fish & Wildlife Service through the National Park Service, December 10, 2010.)
Continuing our exclusive reporting on the plans of the Administration of President Joseph Biden, Nuacht Aoir has learned – exclusively – that wolverines are about to be "re-introduced" to the wilds of Catron County. After these new residents get acclimated to communities in that county, wolverines are then scheduled to be "re-introduced" to Grant and Hidalgo Counties.
According to a statement from the U S Fish & Wildlife Service, adult male North American wolverines each weigh 26 to 40 pounds, while adult female North American wolverines weigh 17 to 26 pounds each.
"It resembles a small bear with a bushy tail," noted this statement from the Federal agency. "It has a round, broad head; short, rounded ears; and small eyes. There are five toes on each foot, with curved and semiretractile claws used for digging and climbing..."
The Federal agency reported that wolverines are currently living in the wild in California, Colorado, Idaho, Montana, Nevada, Oregon, Utah, Washington, and Wyoming.
Outrage From Southwestern New Mexico Residents Dooms Plan Of President Biden – For Now
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- Published: 08 February 2023 08 February 2023
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Outrage From Southwestern New Mexico Residents Doom Plan Of President Biden – For Now
President Joe Biden – smiling in better times – is seen here driving a Jeep Wrangler Rubicon during a clean cars event on the South Lawn Driveway of The White House. This motor vehicle included an Event Data Recorder. (The photograph was produced by Adam Schultz and provided courtesy of The White House, August 5, 2021.)
President Joseph Biden had planned to use his State Of The Union address last night to outline his new system to collect traffic fines, but he changed course and did not include any information about this plan in his speech.
Upon review of the budget planned by the President – a budget set to be released in the near future – Nuacht Aoir is now able to confirm that the fine print detailing a new system to collect traffic fines – fine print that had been included in the draft budget – is no longer in the formal budget expected to be presented to the U S Congress.
It appears that outrage from residents of Catron, Grant, Hidalgo, and Luna Counties caused the President to remove the proposed new system from the budget for 2023-2024.
President Biden To Announce Americans To Receive Automatic Traffic Fines - Part Three
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- Published: 03 February 2023 03 February 2023
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President Biden To Announce Americans To Receive Automatic Traffic Fines - Part Three
President Joseph Biden will utilize an exception in the 13th Amendment of the U S Constitution to enforce compliance with his new system of collections of traffic fines throughout the country. (The image was provided courtesy of The United States National Archives and Records Administration.)
President Joseph Biden will use his State Of The Union address next week to outline in broad parameters his new system to collect traffic fines. Nuacht Aoir has learned – exclusively – the steps that President Biden will take to implement this new revenue stream for his "Immediate Priorities."
President Biden To Announce Americans To Receive Automatic Traffic Fines - Part Two
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- Published: 02 February 2023 02 February 2023
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President Biden To Announce Americans To Receive Automatic Traffic Fines - Part Two
President Joseph Biden will direct the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration (NHTSA) to provide automatic traffic fine collections throughout the United States. (The image was provided courtesy of the NHTSA.)
In exclusive reporting, Nuacht Aoir has learned that President Joseph Biden will direct the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration (NHTSA) to provide automatic traffic fine collections throughout the United States. The announcement of what the President is calling a "voluntary" system will be announced by him in his annual State Of The Union Address.
In Part One of this news series, Nuacht Aoir detailed that this new system of collections will likely generate large amounts of money for the Federal government.
An aide to President Biden explained that the new revenue will allow the Federal government to fulfill the "Immediate Priorities" outlined previously by The White House:
"President Biden will deliver bold action and immediate relief for American families as the country grapples with converging crises. This will include actions to control the COVID-19 pandemic, provide economic relief, tackle climate change, and advance racial equity and civil rights, as well as immediate actions to reform our immigration system and restore America's standing in the world."
President Biden To Announce Americans To Receive Automatic Traffic Fines - Part One
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- Published: 01 February 2023 01 February 2023
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President Biden To Announce Americans To Receive Automatic Traffic Fines - Part One
President Joseph Biden. (The photograph was provided courtesy of The White House.)
Nuacht Aoir has learned – exclusively – details of what will be announced by President Joseph Biden in his annual State Of The Union Address on Tuesday. While the President will call for no new taxes on Americans that earn less than $400,000 annually, he will also use the occasion of this upcoming speech to indicate that his proposed budget will allow for a potential tax decrease for all Americans.
"Democrats have long been subjected to fake news that we are the party of increased taxes," the President will state. "This is pure nonsense. The Democratic Party is the party of the people. We believe everyone should pay their fair share of taxes."
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- Published: 29 January 2023 29 January 2023
This new column will involve Satire written by Richard McDonough, who also writes The Chronicles of Grant County.. The title means "satirical news" in Irish.
President Biden To Announce Americans To Receive Automatic Traffic Fines - Part One To be published Wednesday, Feb. 1.