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Growth Coming To Southwest New Mexico
2025

One of the homes planned for new residents at Gila Highland Estates here in Southwest New Mexico. (The photograph was provided courtesy of the National Park Service Natural Resources, January 28, 2016.)

A number of news reports have indicated that the United States of America has a housing crisis – that not enough housing has been built or is being built to accommodate our growing population.

It appears that plans to end this housing crisis in the USA involve innovative efforts here in Southwest New Mexico.

Nuacht Aoir has learned – exclusively – that the proposed Federal budget for 2025-2026 includes funding for the establishment of Gila Highland Estates.

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Leprechaun International Convention
Near Gila
2025

A double rainbow over Gila encouraged leaders of the leprechaun community to meet again in Southwest New Mexico. (The photograph was provided courtesy of Casitas de Gila Guesthouses.)

"You're welcome."

That was the response from Donnchadha the Leprechaun during an interview – an exclusive interview – with Nuacht Aoir on Sunday.

This leprechaun was responding to a question about the role of the leprechaun community in recent activities in Washington. It appears that Nuacht Aoir has uncovered – exclusively – the significant role being played by leprechauns in our nation's capital as well as in a seemingly secure location in Kentucky.

More on that in a moment.

The Chronicles Of Grant County

Begins Flight Around The World From
Southwest New Mexico

Santa Claus and the nine reindeer began their worldwide flight late last night from Southwest New Mexico. Keen eyes might be able to see the jolly old elf on his sleigh being led by Rudolph and the eight other reindeer in the night sky over Grant County that is highlighted in the yellow circle. (The photograph was provided courtesy of the United States Forest Service.)

The Chronicles Of Grant County is now able to confirm – with 100% certainty – that Santa Claus has been in town for the past week. Further, The Chronicles Of Grant County is also able to report – exclusively – that Santa Claus took off in his sleigh late last night from an undisclosed location in Southwest New Mexico.

The sleigh was led by Rudolph. Joining the red-nosed reindeer were Blitzen, Comet, Cupid, Dancer, Dasher, Donner, Prancer, and Vixen. The goal is to make deliveries in each time zone before the start of Christmas Day.

Each of the reindeer was well-rested after a week of visiting different sites within the region.

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Zombie Territory In Grant County
Part Three

It may be difficult to see, but there appears to be a group of Zombies near the eleventh tree from the right, three rows of trees from the top, in the Gila Wilderness in Grant County. (The photograph was produced by Jessie Jobs and provided courtesy of the United States Fish and Wildlife Service.)

In October of 2023, Nuacht Aoir detailed that the Federal government has decreased the size of Grant County – that part of Grant County has disappeared.

The loss of land in Grant County was troubling to many, but leaders of the United States of America indicated that the loss was an opportunity for the nation to help an ethnic group that has borne the brunt of systemic discrimination for generations in this country.

Nuacht Aoir was able to report – exclusively – at that time that the Borough of ei-Zombiestan was created in the northern section of what was once considered part of Grant County.

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Secret Plans To Elect Joey And Kam

The campaign for "Elect Joey and Kam “ Progressives for Progress" is expected to use this photograph from the mid-1970s of then-United States Senator Joseph R. Biden, Jr. and Jill Biden. (The photograph was provided courtesy of the press kit of Senator Joseph R. Biden, Jr., circa 2006-2008, at http://biden.senate.gov/newsroom/presskit.cfm , circa mid-1970s.)

Nuacht Aoir has learned "exclusively" that the Administration of President Joseph Biden and Vice President Kamala Harris has developed a sophisticated plan for reelection.

This secret plan to be implemented today, April 1, 2024 calls for nicknames to be used when referring to the President and Vice President; for certain words to be classified as "derogatory" and for people who use those words to be called out as "bigots who discriminate"; and for "elect" and "election" to be utilized in place of "re-elect" and "reelection."

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Easter Bunny Visiting Southwest New Mexico
2024

The Easter Bunny is now visiting Southwest New Mexico. (The photograph was provided courtesy of Wesley J. Satterwhite.)

Nuacht Aoir has learned – exclusively – that the Easter Bunny is now in Southwest New Mexico. The world-renowned philanthropic leader is visiting with friends in the area of the Burro Mountains as well as in the wilderness areas of the Gila National Forest.

In an off-the-paw interview earlier this week in the Gila, the Easter Bunny told Nuacht Aoir about plans for the Easter Sunday trip this coming weekend as well as plans for the Orthodox Easter Sunday trip on the first weekend in May.

Due to the sensitive nature of these plans, Nuacht Aoir agreed to refrain from reporting on the Easter Bunny's visit here until today.

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Leprechaun International Convention
Near Lordsburg
2024

Previous rainbows, like this one seen over Silver City, have encouraged leaders of the leprechaun community to meet again in Southwest New Mexico. (The photograph was provided courtesy of Terry Wood.)

The leprechauns have again gathered for their international meeting in Southwest New Mexico.

Nuacht Aoir has learned – exclusively – that the Leprechaun International Convention is taking place today, Saint Patrick's Day, near Lordsburg. This is the third year that the leprechauns have convened in the region. In 2022, the leprechauns met in Silver City, and in 2023, the convention took place in Catron County.

Donnchadha the Leprechaun, agreed to a short in-person interview early this morning at an undisclosed location near Lordsburg.

(Leprechauns only have one name; a few prominent leprechauns are allowed to add "the Leprechaun" to their name. Donnchadha is one of the more prominent Irish leprechauns.)