University of Saskatchewan professor, Dr. Ryan Book has been sounding the alarm for 15 years. Canadians will invade the United states. It's not a matter of if but when and it will not be pretty. Until now, his warnings have fallen on deaf ears, which is understandable because most university professors don't live in the real world and usually warn us of scenarios that are essentially made-up in their head. But now the Canadian government said it's a problem and it's happening right under our noses.
Canadian super pigs are crossing the border in numbers that have been steadily increasing to the point that it's now a threat to our nation's security and safety. In America, we call them feral hogs or wild boars. Neither of them is native to North America but were brought here by wealthy people to hunt and of course they got out of control. But the American version is relatively tame compared to the Super pigs from Canada. Doctor book said they are like our feral hogs on steroids larger, meaner, and more destructive.
The American Farm Bureau Federation estimates that feral hogs in America cause $1.6 billion in damage a year. They are known for not just destroying crops and similar property, but they will attack smaller livestock like sheep and goats. According to Dr. Book's research, the Canadian super pig can take down cattle and horses as well. Despite the "humane" efforts to reduce the population in both countries, the population of wild pigs continues to grow. But that's because we put academics and animal rights activists in charge of the problem. What we need is a good old fashioned American solution. What we need is the rednecks.
All we have to do is run an ad campaign in the southern states telling Bubba that there are some hogs up north causing the problem. We need them gone and we're going to let you hunt them. You don't need a license, and you can take as many as you want. I guarantee that in less than one minute Bubba and his buddies will have the pickup truck loaded with guns, ammo, and coolers full of beer. Throw in the fact that these pigs are Canadians invading our country and you won't be able to keep the rednecks out of the northern states. It's their patriotic duty!
Faster than you can blink an eye, the problem will be solved. And the boys will have plenty of bacon, although it's Canadian bacon so does that really count? Bonus: unlike the current bureaucratic solutions, it won't cost us a dime.
